sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people smack down
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
mic-ro-wave: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: finding nemo was not very good ^yep FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW calm down satan well that escalated quickly there are two types of people this is all the same person
pizza: moral of the story: do not express your religious opinions on the internet to lots of people or shit will hit the fan
vanillish: underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
doglets: what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
smilingemoticon: rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read
railswithpails: astrayan: waywardveganbond: kn1ght-of-m1nd: peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High is that young doc scratch it iS YOUNG DOC SCRATCH Whats your power? “I glow.” wtf sky high was the shit man 10/10
jesuschristvevo: hey-its-ray: jesuschristvevo: pen15 ;) lms if u get it, only 18+ will understand xD I’m 14 and I know what it means.. nooo….. ur wrong„ only 18+
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL AEIOUAEIOUBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRJOHNMADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
vvorldwideweb: education?? more like beducation!!! h aha i wnat to sleep,.„
50shadesofsolkat: skrillidex: mom, dad, im roosterteeth the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
wholet: valiantchild: CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
seahitlersheiress: when people think eridan and karkat werent friends
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
Anonymous asked: Oi! I like yer blouge mate!
oogarni: “i like the tall character with the glasses and the black thong” ??? ????? ???????????
woofuckingjiho: if the animes can wear the same clothes for 43 episodes in a row then why can’t i
dehab: My entire life consists of me running a blog that nobody even likes
meladoodle: meladoodle: when boys smile, i die oh…